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sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

stability:

bras are just boob mittens

scolipede:

When your opponent uses explosion and your Pokémon endure the hit

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snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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theholigays:

"hey can you-"
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(Source: taggedthirsty)

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space